mom: where the hell is all the halloween candy i bought? did you eat it all?



Your mental health comes before school baby, always. If its midnight, and you have an exam the next day but your hands have been shaking for the past hour and a half and you’re not so sure you want to be alive anymore, pull out that carton of Ben and Jerry’s and afterwards, go the fuck to bed. So what if you get a 68% on the exam the next day? You took care of yourself and at the end of the day that will always come before a high test score. To hell with anyone who tells you differently.
Abbie Nielsen, Dear Future Daughter (via octobermoe)


boy: Its like we finish each others sentences

girl: .

Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.

When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

I mean, it’s just true.

(via tealeafprincess)

Anonymous says: do I hear a rebound?! if ur not over someone why the fuck would u get into a relationship with someone else?

He is always going to be that one person I have feelings for. He was my first love and that’s special. I don’t think I’ll ever get over him completely, a little but of my heart will always be his. I’m just trying to move on and be happy, just like he should. This guy is not a rebound, I don’t know how many times I have to say this.

I don’t understand what she expects me to do. I can’t hangout because I have family plans, then the plans end a little early so I text her to see if she still wants to hangout. She doesn’t answer either of my texts and my coworker invites me over. So I go to my coworkers and she gets mad because she didn’t get the text messages. Like I’m sorry but I can’t help that my phone is a piece of shit. I wanted to hangout with you, I tried to get a hold of you! If I can’t get a hold of you am I supposed to just stay home alone ? It’s honestly frustrating and I’m really sorry but I can’t keep explaining how id rather hangout with you more if you never believe me and just call me a lier! I don’t understand how I’m supposed to make this up to you when you won’t let me and it wasn’t my fault..